By dirtbikeguy - 23/07/2015 13:05 - United States - Chicago

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML
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LoverWordsFood 27

Nope, Nope, Nope and No ******* Way. Strong mouthwash and some kind of brush to scrub out the...feeling. *shudders*

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luststarrr 22

Look on the bright side - at least you're not an Aussie. Have you seen the size of our gigantic spiders in comparison to the types endemic in the US?!

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Dezziedezert 9

Probs wouldn't even go back to sleep for awhile unless I taped my mouth closed

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snowflake2410 3

Statically speaking here, a person will swallow an average of 8-10 spiders in their mouth while sleeping, throughout their lifetime.

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EcoAirWarrior 7

I personally like spiders however certain species are venomous such as the black widow or the brown recluse whose bite can inject powerful toxins into the system so I would thoroughly spray every room inside your home with potent chemicals and clean the house to remove insects that may attract dpidrs

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tiredofwaiting 25

That is not a dream that is a nightmare.

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Ih8myselfkindof 2

Well, you need to find out if mouth transplants existed now.

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Kierans 5

Yay! Extra protein! Just chew until it stops moving and then you have an on demand delicasy! WITH CRUNCH!

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samlovesham1234 9

While that is the stuff of nightmares, I just hope it wasn't poisonous.

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