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By IngenuityAbsent - 22/02/2015 13:54 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML

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By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

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By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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By Grand Slam - 10/09/2013 18:44 - Belgium - Leuven

Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2017 07:00 - United States - Warren

Today, while having a bad dream, I went to punch a bully in the face. Mid-swing I wake up and punch the solid concrete wall to my basement bedroom FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 19:00 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML

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By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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Sunday 22 February 2015 18:44

I'm sorry but you only have yourshelf to blame

acommonman 23

Sunday 22 February 2015 18:45

Do you have a top to spin to ensure you're still not dreaming?

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Fmlreadermostly 20

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:07

Time to move the shelf or your bed, if you can. I would move something to avoid it happening again. Sometimes I'm unreasonably klutzy. Good luck OP!

kseniasolorocks 11

Wednesday 25 February 2015 6:40

dreams really do come true!

causeforalarm 6

Thursday 26 February 2015 3:09

Inception....!!

trentonwhitfill9 7

Thursday 26 February 2015 3:56

Move your shelf maybe

ThisIsLeonard 8

Thursday 26 February 2015 7:46

Marty we have to go back, back to the future

brennanking73195 1

Monday 2 March 2015 1:00

that is not a dream, but a vision lol

Cobra_iii 4

Tuesday 3 March 2015 5:04

You should have listened to your dream

Emma1562 35

Thursday 5 March 2015 4:03

I'm sorry to say but that's pretty damn funny but sorry bro

rachh6421 12

Monday 16 March 2015 23:08

Shelfception ?

yellowstarburst 13

Friday 29 May 2015 9:26

inception

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