Health: Today, I had a feminine emergency. After scrounging up 4 quarters...

By Anonymous - 20/12/2016 04:02 - United States - Bend

Today, I had a feminine emergency. After scrounging up 4 quarters to use the machine in the women's bathroom, it dispensed a diaper. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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By turtles_yup - 03/12/2015 05:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML

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Iamleftout 1

Monday 26 December 2016 8:09

I don't understand why there is 184 'YDI' because she honestly couldn't help the sudden emergency. And before you say that she should've known to bring a pad sometimes feminine emergencies sneak up on me like that too.

sweetpotato301 7

Monday 26 December 2016 12:30

That wouldn't work very well if you have a really heavy flow. Better than nothing though.

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Tgo19053 15

Monday 26 December 2016 4:46

Now the real question is, did you end up wearing it?

Aylla89 3

Monday 26 December 2016 5:09

Guess what's free and just as effective for a short term solution? Rolling TP around your hand to a desired thickness and absorbency, and into your panties. Or even around your panties if you can manage. I've had to do that in a pinch. No shame in it. More reliable than machines. Or ask a fellow lady for one.

samlovesham1234 9

Monday 26 December 2016 5:35

Yep, the toilet paper thing I've done before, but only on the first day. Usually that was the day I got caught without a pad or tampon.

sweetpotato301 7

Monday 26 December 2016 12:30

That wouldn't work very well if you have a really heavy flow. Better than nothing though.

tylers52 12

Monday 26 December 2016 6:18

Was it at least an adult diaper

Iamleftout 1

Monday 26 December 2016 8:09

Goblin182 26

Monday 26 December 2016 16:18

Still, no leaks. I'll leave now.

marahjuana 6

Monday 26 December 2016 17:20

consider getting a menstrual cup! you obviously have to remember to bring it with you but you'll change it way less often and don't need to buy them every month.