By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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By Kris - 27/07/2024 12:00 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I tried to blow my girlfriend's vegan parents minds by cooking them a tofu stir-fry. Being allergic to tofu but wanting to prove my cooking skills, I wore gloves and avoided touching my face. Somehow, I still managed to get it in my eye, causing an allergic reaction that made my face swell up like a balloon. Now her parents think I'm some sort of Martian. FML
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redbluegreen 40

People, seriously, shut the hell up on hating vegetarians. It's a personal choice, and if they're not pushing it on you, then you have no right to be pushing them to eat meat. There are entire countries with the majority of it's people being vegetarian. Do you hate on them? And I really doubt some of you are !00% carnivores. You can't survive on just meat, just so you know. There are other things you can eat besides soy products, and there are other alternatives. Also, you guys aren't being witty or funny with your comments saying, "Oh too bad, just go eat a steak and get over it." You're just sounding like an idiot.

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Whapz 1

YDI for being a pansy and not eating meat. Animals were put here for us to eat, and if you can't handle it then Grow Up.

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tblack147 0

Ok first of all being a vegetarian sucks because there are 8 essential amino acids needed for life because we annoy make them urself, the only way a vegetarian can supply these is to eat corn and beans everyday for the rest of their lives in order to provide those essential amino acids and be truly healthy. Next for the most part we cannot digest most vegetables because if their cell wall it can only be digested in your mouth with the amylase in your saliva as soon as you swallow no more digestion. Now with such little vegetables can offer nutrient wise it acts more like fiber pushing it out of the body more quickly than meat. That I'd why u lose weight not exactly the most healthy option. You need to combine meat with vegatbles for a healthy life because meat is poisonous inside you and vegetables pushes it out faster. Also ur given canines to eat meat. As for you number 313 I think ur called a veagan ur not necessarily a vegetarian I'm not sure of ur situation it's likely better than a vegetarians but I doubt you get a wide variety of protein in ur diet

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cmac86 23

ydi for being a vegetarian. meat is the way to go!

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asianinvasion16 0

gth. i hope you get eaten by an animal.

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Ferguson005 0

For every animal you don't eat, i eat 3... might be because i just plain hate lettuce, tomatoes, and eggs...

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oldman_fml 0

LOL food allergies... Reminds me of an old Chris Rock routine about how we have so much food in America that we have people who are allergic to certain foods. Think anyone is lactose intolerant in Rwanda? Or Ethiopia? Or Haiti? I don't think so. Animals fall into two categories: They are either pets or food. ******* vegetarians... Yer all a bunch of pretentious, self righteous assholes... and you fart a lot. Yeah, this will get buried.

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fogrunner 13

Actually, most adult humans ARE lactose intolerant. It's mainly Nordic people and their descendants who can digest it, presumably because milk was that important to them during primitive times.

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nintenDX 0

if ya don't eatchya meat you can't have any pudding!

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dan0188 0

ydi for refusing to eat meat.... hmmmmmmm... meat

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