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By drama king? - 10/04/2013 22:17 - United States - Bolivar

Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML

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By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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Insanity

By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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Bullet dodged

By Alien - 29/12/2015 11:07 - Switzerland

Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML

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By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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Spiritual connection

By EmoToyBoy - 30/04/2020 14:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she doesn't want a physical relationship, but an emotional one instead. I said that I was fine with that, as long as we talked things through in the future. She dumped me there and then, because "no straight guy would agree to that." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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By musicyman55 - 19/12/2009 07:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML

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Not coming out yet, sorry

By KeEp.iT.A.SeCrEt - 17/04/2021 02:00

Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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SelenaMilkshake 17

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:15

Well she sounds lovely.

EpicSquishii 21

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:24

Perfect opportunity to embarrass the hell out of her. Or you can just troll her and post a picture of you kissing your boyfriend with the caption "You turned me gay."

Comments

thursday817 6

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:23

I'm sorry for your loss.

EpicSquishii 21

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:24

Perfect opportunity to embarrass the hell out of her. Or you can just troll her and post a picture of you kissing your boyfriend with the caption "You turned me gay."

RamenForTheWin 10

Thursday 11 April 2013 11:28

I fully support this. Please. DO IT.

Grimnirwher9 21

Thursday 11 April 2013 13:22

Oooh I like the way you think. Please do this, OP, this is a golden opportunity!

RoseBlack123 37

Thursday 11 April 2013 15:20

Does she know you're gay? Or is she that clueless?

EpicSquishii 21

Thursday 11 April 2013 19:15

I'm not gay. What on earth would possess you to come to such an outlandish conclusion? Is it the über sexual mustache? What nerve. I'll have you know, I---- Oh wait you're talking to the OP, you threadjacking swine!

diaspora_fml 26

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:25

Being free of such delusional people is quite a positive thing.

Tpracingkg 15

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:31

Maybe she wants you?

VeganVampyre 26

Thursday 11 April 2013 16:58

... You think? Cause I didn't get that at all.

Mynameislinh 24

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:32

As long as your partner and you don't mind about that "friend" of yours, I don't think it's all that bad. Although de-friend her and move on. FYL OP.

karlcolt45 19

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:36

heartbreaker over here!

kaedynsmom0325 13

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:36

..shes a nut job..

bombtastic 10

Thursday 11 April 2013 9:09

what I dont get is how in the world did she think you guys were dating? did you show her some sort of affection that could put that idea into her head?