By hugedissapointment - 09/08/2009 12:43 - United States

Today, I had a girl come over to my house that I had been texting for four days. I asked her what she wanted to do and she replied "take a nap". Becoming really excited I lead her to my bedroom and went to the hiding spot for my condoms, she was serious about the nap. FML
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Same thing different taste

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WTF is wrong with you people... "texting" for four days and you wanna have sex with her? YDIYDIYDI

Wait, why did she want to come to your place for a nap?

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what is this chick ******* homeless or something?! she can't sleep at her place?

deathbunny256 0

Next time wait until the fifth day of texting.

fooliomcgee 0

How in the world does "You know, I would like to take a nap" translate to sex? And four days, damn, long time to know a person...

wait a second, youve been texting for four whole days and she wont have sex with you? where are the lack of morals these days?

You are stupid. But I have to agree with someone above me....seriously who comes over to someone else's house to take a nap?

not really a FYI, i may sound like a pansy but taking a nap with a girl aint bad

This is NOT a FML. It should be, "Today, i thought i could have sex with someone i've only talked to for four days. I was wrong because i'm a dumbass. FML." THAT would have made a lick a sense! GEEZ! Anyway, guys like you are total douche bags.

bee13 0

I feel sorry for yah, but you shouldn't of expected anything and you shoulda believed her.

was about to say something like that. lol.

you guys are ******* idiots, she said she was coming over and she was intending on doing an activity in bed, why the hell wouldn't he think it was for sex? She could've easily took a nap at home instead of inconveniencing herself to go to a guys house whom she barely knows!