Health: Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to...

By anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML

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By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham

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By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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By Nickname - 12/10/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 14:00 - Malaysia

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 23:32 - Antigua and Barbuda

Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML

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By JD - 06/02/2010 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was in my drama class and I was standing behind the curtains. My friend accidentally bumped me into the bin that was hidden behind the curtain. Everyone heard me fall and they opened the curtains. My butt was stuck in it and my knees were in front of my face. No one helped. FML

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eurekaroy 6

Friday 16 September 2011 23:50

Well let's look at the bright side, no one will want to mess with the drama kids now.

stormchaser24 24

Friday 16 September 2011 23:51

Well that sucks but did you get a good grade? The teacher must have been like nice fake blood. Oh shit!!!!

Comments

TheMaestro 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:15

See, that's why you don't go all Wicker Man Nicolas Cage on a piece of glass on a school set in a graded assignment. I applaud you for getting into it, but I don't even h

starquality 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:15

Way to get into character!!

Gloria_GDA 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:16

You shouldn't have banged in the windows. I once pretended that I was drunk and smashed bottles in improv class during college, and I had to get a tetnis shot and exactly 98 stitches. It hurt.

CBlaze93 10

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:19

So... Did you get an A?

leadman1989 15

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:22

You got an F for F YOUR LIFE... :( Sorry op get well soon. Would actually like to know what grade you got though. :P

Omfgitsmia 15

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:23

You should've gotten an A lol

kristat 14

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:44

When I was in theater I broke a table... Luckily nobody got hurt and the whole class laughed their asses off.

Comfycouchpillow 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:48

exit stage left

likewoahxHelen 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:56

Umm owwwww sorry OP

Ihavehiccups 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:03

Omg, I think I know OP. If her name is Izzy, then I am in the same year as her brother

slushpup9696 12

Saturday 17 September 2011 4:46

LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE THAT CARE!!

Ihavehiccups 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:46

Gosh 86, I am so so upset that you shouted that at me. I thought that my single comment on a message board of an FML would guarantee me international fame, but according to you, no one really cares. I will go and cry in my corner for life now. :( :( :(.