Health: Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to...

By anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 01:00 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML

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By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham

Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML

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By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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By Nickname - 12/10/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 14:00 - Malaysia

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 23:32 - Antigua and Barbuda

Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML

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By JD - 06/02/2010 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was in my drama class and I was standing behind the curtains. My friend accidentally bumped me into the bin that was hidden behind the curtain. Everyone heard me fall and they opened the curtains. My butt was stuck in it and my knees were in front of my face. No one helped. FML

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eurekaroy 6

Friday 16 September 2011 23:50

Well let's look at the bright side, no one will want to mess with the drama kids now.

stormchaser24 24

Friday 16 September 2011 23:51

Well that sucks but did you get a good grade? The teacher must have been like nice fake blood. Oh shit!!!!

Comments

Madkitty2403 1

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:38

Here's an idea don't hit friggin glass! :p

butterflyz1961 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 7:20

What grade did you get?

JonGarces 3

Saturday 17 September 2011 8:26

First thing that comes to mind when reading this is why would you go to casualties for something small like this? I had a finger cut off once and had to wait in the waiting room to be seen. Secondly why would you even need plastic surgery? The glass cut you wide open and you are insecure and need to cover it up?

LegitimateSalmon 12

Thursday 17 December 2015 22:19

It probably separated the muscle or cut so wide that he needed a skin graft. Plastic surgery is expensive so I'm sure he didn't just do it because he's insecure

dumaz 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 9:35

gotta do whay you gotta do

hotshot0510 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 9:53

95 - so cutting both of your hands open on broken glass and possibly having glass stuck in the cuts is small?! I don't think so. and FYI plastic surgery isn't cosmetic surgery, it's not elective. plastic surgeons are the ones who sew up cuts and deal with cuts etc, even if the OP didn't ask for it. the doctors at the hospital decide whether or not a plastic surgeon is needed, so no, I don't think the OP was 'insecure' tbh. possibly get your facts right straight next time before judging someone, yeah?

applesmama 9

Saturday 17 September 2011 13:21

At least you didn't head butt the glass...

darkmis1 17

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:16

I'm pretty sure a murderer in interrogation would try to convince the cops he's innocent - not break out and prove he's guilty.

Epikouros 31

Sunday 18 September 2011 2:33

Yeah, because murderers are such smart, rational people...

chasity_27 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 20:54

"AND THE OSCAR AWARD GOES TOOOO…"

justanotherbird 19

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:17

Lame. I hate when theater kids go overboard with annoying, bad acting. Plus, what kind of criminal tries to break through the window (probably located INSIDE the station with no windows leading to the outside) instead of pretending to be innocent.