Miscellaneous: Today, I wrote the most beautiful college application essay ever,...

By Anonymous - 16/10/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I wrote the most beautiful college application essay ever, ten minutes before the online deadline. Instead of clicking "submit", I clicked the button next to it that said "return". The entire essay vanished into internet wasteland. FML

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By PineappleOfMyEye - 13/12/2018 12:30

Today, I went to check my grade, which was posted for an essay for my comp 1 class. I got a zero. I was devastated only to find out I never actually clicked the submit document button. My grade dropped 20 points. FML

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By PoorForever - 28/02/2016 13:53 - Australia - Heritage Park

Today, after meticulously rereading my application, merging references, budgets, academic transcripts and itineraries for an amazing scholarship, I clicked submit, only to remember that the system was on Daylight Savings time, which we don't have in my state! I missed out on $2,500 by 3 minutes. FML

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Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 11:30 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was writing an essay while sleep-deprived. In between actually writing, I started typing my thoughts. It was only after I’d submitted the essay that I realized that I hadn’t deleted the random words. My teacher can see my early-morning rambling about potatoes. I have no way to delete it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 01:05 - United States

Today, I mailed out a college application that is going to another country. I paid $250 for the application and $11 for shipping. I just realized that I forgot to sign the bottom of the application. FML

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Close, but no cigar

By RIPcareer - 18/10/2015 19:18 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2018 19:00

Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 00:47 - United States

Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML

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Roommates from hell

By Failure - 09/11/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML

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Notebooks out, plagiarists!

By What am I doing with my life? - 22/05/2014 16:47 - United States - Aurora

Today, I collected my students' final essays. One of them submitted a printout of a screenshot he took with his phone. Too bad a browser address bar was still in the shot, along with a "click to read more" link at the bottom. My students are too dumb and lazy to even plagiarize properly. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML

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rexchanna 3

Saturday 17 October 2009 2:08

ydi for not taking the proper time to write the application. And for writing it in the browser. and for not turning it in earlier.

I_found_nemo 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 2:09

Learn a lesson, maybe? COPY AND PASTE FROM A DOCUMENT!

Comments

rexchanna 3

Saturday 17 October 2009 2:08

ydi for not taking the proper time to write the application. And for writing it in the browser. and for not turning it in earlier.

the_stereotype 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 3:37

agreed. most people have the common sense to type it into a word document and then copy/paste it onto the online box. and really, you should have been revising it at least the day before instead of turning in a first draft ten minutes before the deadline. somehow i doubt the essay was that good and whether or not you really would have gotten into that college.

cowinvasion 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 4:02

Seriously, who the **** writes an essay in the browser and doesn't save it before submitting?

isantorin 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 5:49

honestly. D: and SERIOUSLY ydi for finishing so last minute.

Lkdude77 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 2:08

To The guy above stfu wat if that was u?

I_found_nemo 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 2:09

Learn a lesson, maybe? COPY AND PASTE FROM A DOCUMENT!

BeeSkwaird 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 14:42

It's usually enough to just copy it to the clipboard—that's what I do, when I write something in a browser.

alliemi 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 2:09

YDI for waiting until ten minutes before it was due. Also, it probably sucked because you just wrote it straight up and didn't proofread or revise or work on it. Fail.

moneypenny_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:01

dumbass

the1krutz 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 2:09

YDI for composing your essay in the edit box. Next time you'll know to do it in a word processor and copy it in.

SaintJimmy 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 2:09

Did it not prompt you with something like "Are you sure you want to leave this page. You have entered text and it will be lost"? And if you wrote it at the last minute, it probably would've been turned down anyway.

tingting1 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 2:09

why did you wait until ten minutes before the deadline?? i would've definitely been doing the essay on word, and then just copied and pasted it onto the application....... dumbbb both YDI and FYL.