Health: Today, I had a long conversation with my fiancé about how smoking...

By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 15:54 - United States

Today, I had a long conversation with my fiancé about how smoking menthol cigarettes is not a substitute for brushing your teeth. He still isn't convinced. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Dat Stanky Mouf - 16/03/2013 21:52 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML

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By bananayellowteeth - 03/05/2009 08:37 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML

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He's probably right

By Anonymous - 25/05/2019 00:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend thinks brushing his teeth is unnecessary, because, "the world is going to end because of climate change anyway." FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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Nice theory

By Anonymous - 04/09/2015 14:54 - Portugal - Alhandra

Today, my boyfriend thinks he's discovered a big conspiracy by dentists to sell toothpaste. He's arguing that nobody needs to brush their teeth, ever, because all the "new plaque" from food will dissolve the "old plaque", and the only thing he needs to use is breath spray. FML

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Yellow

By Anonymous - 25/04/2021 11:01

Today, a friend of mine has stopped brushing his teeth, because, "animals don’t brush their teeth either." You know what else animals don’t do? Smoke a pack of Marlboros a day. FML

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Worst teeth in the game

By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist and she told me, "If you don't stop smoking, yellow teeth aren't the only thing you'll have to worry about." I don't even smoke. FML

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By Amelia - 23/06/2019 00:16

Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML

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By disgustedgf - 28/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

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Teeth gang!

By pridekills - 19/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Mulberry

Today, my coworker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML

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FreakinChaps 0

Friday 2 March 2012 18:54

I can't even imagine what kissing him would be like.

Redoxx_fml 22

Friday 2 March 2012 19:02

And vodka is a substitute for mouthwash

Comments

JayJaysGirl 0

Friday 2 March 2012 20:22

Dear Fiancé: DON'T LET HER CHANGE YOU!(:

bartender91 1

Friday 2 March 2012 20:26

he is unbelievable his parents should have never had him

ImSoEffedUp 10

Friday 2 March 2012 20:32

That really has to suck OP. Its bad enough that u have to kiss a smoker, deal with the smell on him and his clothes.....and the guy doesn't brush his teeth....

DocBastard 38

Friday 2 March 2012 20:37

He probably thinks he's as Kool and tough as the Marlboro man, but he has to know that smoking leads to lung and Doral cancer. Maybe you'll make a Lucky Strike and he'll realise his folly. After he's Camel to his senses, you can reward him with a trip - Salem and Newport are nice in the springtime.

goodgood_fml 5

Friday 2 March 2012 20:40

Oh quit your yapping. You're STILL going to marry him so you have NO right to complain.

murdersquirrel 15

Saturday 3 March 2012 0:45

False, you can be married to someone and not like everything about what he/she chooses to do.

goodgood_fml 5

Saturday 3 March 2012 4:30

Marrying someone when you already know they are "insert negative quality here" means that you are willing to accept them anyway. Period. So, if it's not a deal breaker, then suck it up. Bad breath and all.