By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
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mahimalil 0

☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ Happy New Year! ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。 。☆。 ☆。 ★。 ☆

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unidentified_sta 5

>I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt >"I'm going to f*cking kill you, asshole." Someone can't communicate for shit. Also, someone is dexterity/functionally-impaired for such a slip-up between "best friend" and boss.

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Guyana00 3

you're a moron. and if you have your bosses number you're friends enough to explainan have him/her believe.

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Mentalpigeon 0

OP is retarded, you should explain yourself RIGHT AWAY.

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starile 19

They'll be singing you carols and shit

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starile 19

Boss: "Oh yes, quite alright, I always tell my best friend I'm going to f*cking kill him, too. And I can understand how you can mistake me for him, since a boss is LIKE a best friend :D Promotion for you!"

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TheNewGuy03 28

ydi for not killing him? :O i'm sorry, op, but i don't have a single statement to support you. you pretty much just kicked yourself in the ass. |the kid|

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taniaaaaa 0

Wowwww, That's a pretty harsh text message :( I shouldn't be one to judge because I don't know exactly what your falling out had been but I hope it was major enough to make your SMS worth saying.. Waaait

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Bree12345 15

haha you ****** up

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LoveMySoldier82 0

Overkill much? Sounds like people are dying to be your friend.

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jckbco 0

anger issues much you psycho?

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