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By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
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By Not Brenda - 15/03/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was venting to a friend over Whatsapp about my annoying coworker when I realised I'd sent it to said coworker (always check which chat you are in while typing). I'd said, "I’m convinced Brenda is either possessed or just doesn't know how to be a normal human." I deleted it, but it was too late, as she replied with a smiley emoji and, “Can I help with anything, asshole?” FML
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mahimalil 0

☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ Happy New Year! ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。 。☆。 ☆。 ★。 ☆

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unidentified_sta 5

>I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt >"I'm going to f*cking kill you, asshole." Someone can't communicate for shit. Also, someone is dexterity/functionally-impaired for such a slip-up between "best friend" and boss.

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Guyana00 3

you're a moron. and if you have your bosses number you're friends enough to explainan have him/her believe.

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Mentalpigeon 0

OP is retarded, you should explain yourself RIGHT AWAY.

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starile 19

They'll be singing you carols and shit

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starile 19

Boss: "Oh yes, quite alright, I always tell my best friend I'm going to f*cking kill him, too. And I can understand how you can mistake me for him, since a boss is LIKE a best friend :D Promotion for you!"

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TheNewGuy03 28

ydi for not killing him? :O i'm sorry, op, but i don't have a single statement to support you. you pretty much just kicked yourself in the ass. |the kid|

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taniaaaaa 0

Wowwww, That's a pretty harsh text message :( I shouldn't be one to judge because I don't know exactly what your falling out had been but I hope it was major enough to make your SMS worth saying.. Waaait

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Bree12345 15

haha you ****** up

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LoveMySoldier82 0

Overkill much? Sounds like people are dying to be your friend.

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jckbco 0

anger issues much you psycho?

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