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dumb ass!
I actually think ive seen this one somewhere before so it probably is fake. Either way, if it was real you shouldnt wait around for him to reply, just text him saying you sent it to the wrong person.
text him"look out your window...i see you!(:" make him scared! don't let him be the man and you the pus-pus
What kind of woman says "I'm going to ******* kill you, asshole?" Why do I have the feeling you have 8 teeth, a Marlboro clock in your living room, a gun rack in the back of your Ford F-150, and a Bud Light in your hand?
Well, it kinda serves you right for a number of reasons. Whatever the reason for the falling out, he is your best friend for a reason. You shouldn't threaten to kill him. And didnt you know that problems are resolved best, face to face? Sending threatening texts always lead to trouble.
Unnecessary censorship is unnecessary. I'm especially confused about why you censored the 'o' in "asshole," in favor of something in the expletive itself.
just say "my friend probably did it when he was playing with my phone, but I still apologize though :) "
Or instead of sitting there like a drooling idiot, you could've replied to him "wrong number". See what happens when we use our heads?
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>I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt >"I'm going to f*cking kill you, asshole." Someone can't communicate for shit. Also, someone is dexterity/functionally-impaired for such a slip-up between "best friend" and boss.