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By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
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Same thing different taste

Brenda and me

By Not Brenda - 15/03/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was venting to a friend over Whatsapp about my annoying coworker when I realised I'd sent it to said coworker (always check which chat you are in while typing). I'd said, "I’m convinced Brenda is either possessed or just doesn't know how to be a normal human." I deleted it, but it was too late, as she replied with a smiley emoji and, “Can I help with anything, asshole?” FML
I agree, your life sucks 58
You deserved it 676

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mahimalil 0

☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。\|/。★ Happy New Year! ★。/|\。★ 。☆。 。☆。 ☆。 ★。 ☆

>I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt >"I'm going to f*cking kill you, asshole." Someone can't communicate for shit. Also, someone is dexterity/functionally-impaired for such a slip-up between "best friend" and boss.

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I actually think ive seen this one somewhere before so it probably is fake. Either way, if it was real you shouldnt wait around for him to reply, just text him saying you sent it to the wrong person.

text him"look out your window...i see you!(:" make him scared! don't let him be the man and you the pus-pus

Seanie 0

What kind of woman says "I'm going to ******* kill you, asshole?" Why do I have the feeling you have 8 teeth, a Marlboro clock in your living room, a gun rack in the back of your Ford F-150, and a Bud Light in your hand?

beauty2646 0

Why would you send that in the first place? It can be used as evidence for a battery or harassment charge.

Well, it kinda serves you right for a number of reasons. Whatever the reason for the falling out, he is your best friend for a reason. You shouldn't threaten to kill him. And didnt you know that problems are resolved best, face to face? Sending threatening texts always lead to trouble.

Unnecessary censorship is unnecessary. I'm especially confused about why you censored the 'o' in "asshole," in favor of something in the expletive itself.

just say "my friend probably did it when he was playing with my phone, but I still apologize though :) "

IHeartJimi02 0

You said he hasn't replied yet. Did you immediately text him saying sorry and it wasn't meant for him? Maybe next time you should double check who you send crazy messages to.

Or instead of sitting there like a drooling idiot, you could've replied to him "wrong number". See what happens when we use our heads?