By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
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mahimalil 0

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unidentified_sta 5

>I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt >"I'm going to f*cking kill you, asshole." Someone can't communicate for shit. Also, someone is dexterity/functionally-impaired for such a slip-up between "best friend" and boss.

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Mayaya_fml 2

Wait...why would you censor the "Hole" in "Asshole"?

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mrmystery96 0

Send a follow up text asking for a raise, and amnesty for what you're about to do.

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islandhop17 0

say your phone was stolen, get a new phone and ask for his number again. and then have one of your friends at work say they got the text too. and then apologize about it and say it wont happen again

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HAN93 0

thats pretty smart haha xD

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lordloss1 1

you bleeped out the o? it's spelled @$$hole.

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HAN93 0

waiting for a reply? u ******* retarded? text him saying you sent it to the wrong person, and that it was meant as a joke to one of your friends or something...

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angel55033 12

fall out or not why would you say such a thing? very immature and kinda psychotic

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bellaluella 0

You shouldn't text that to anyone. Not only can you get into trouble, that's just crappy behavior. Learn to control yourself over something I'm sure was petty & ignorant.

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smaginn 0

YDI. Your text was over the line. No wonder you and your best friend had 'a falling out'. AND... Waiting for the reply?? Text your boss! Phone him! Tell him anything you want, apologise!! Although I wouldn't say "sorry I was supposed to send that to me idiot best friend" - not the best impression of you.

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