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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 01:54 - United States

Today, I had a minor outpatient procedure that required sedation. I am not supposed to drive or even be alone for 24 hours. My husband wouldn't take the day off to go with me, and instead of coming home from work, he is at the bar with his coworkers. FML
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futuremedic 0

sounds like my boyfriend!

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perdix 29

He'll be interested in you AFTER the boob job is finished and they are ready to play with. That's why you had it done in the first place, right? I believe that part about the anesthesia making it impossible to drive, but that "being alone" business is your own annoying clinginess that drives your husband to drink.

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Pennykins 0

That's not how alcohol problems develop, and I don't think it's clingy to want someone to keep you company after having surgery.

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Books4Me 0

Um no? I had my wisdom teeth out over the summer and had to be sedated for it. In the outpatient rules it clearly states that when you've been sedated, you must be watched for at least 24hours. I'm pretty sure that's standard.

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perdix 29

Books4Me, maybe they are a little more careful these days. Back when I had my wisdom teeth pulled (We had electric light and anesthesia, but not Facebook and ShamWows), there was no such advice given. In those days, they figured if anesthesia killed you, then you were weak and the human race would be stronger without your DNA in the gene pool. On the other hand, it sounds like a great pick-up line, "I can't be alone tonight. . . doctor's orders."

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hijueputa 0

You are a total sophistical rhetorician, you are totally inebriated with the exuberance of your own verbosity, and gifted with an egotistical imagination that can at all times command an interminable and inconsistent series of arguments to malign an opponent and to glorify himself. In more simpler terms so you can understand: You are a total ******* douche-bag!!!! STFU

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youthink_fml 0

I'm sure this isn't the first time he was an ass, but you stay with him and even married him. Same with all you other responders. Stop bitching about being with an ass. If you stay with people like that, you deserve what you get.

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PhillyFox 0

I agree that it was really douchey for your husband, but it's not necessarily grounds for divorce. If you're willing to divorce your spouse over just about anything, you'll probably be one of those people that have multiple marriages. I don't think anyone really wants that.

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Drunkbunny 2

So much more for "in sickness and in health". I don't think anyone here is saying she should divorce over ONE incident. However, this guy is very self-centered, and I doubt this is an isolated incident. A marriage is about taking care of each other. If going to a bar is more important than the health and safety of one's spouse, that is a HUGE RED FLAG and I wouldn't doubt if this pattern of extreme disrespect continues from the husband until the wife finally says "divorce".

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kukopia 0

You really think anyone is gonna scroll back to see WTF you're agreeing with? Dream on.

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1sharpchica 0

Sounds to me like he's banging someone else....

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blastvortex 3

Heh. Maybe he's binging now because he knows that he's gonna be in the doghouse for the next month. On the other hand, if this was elective and he didn't approve, then YDI.

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