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By some band player - 10/03/2014 02:09 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. FML

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By Concert Flatulent - 10/07/2012 04:44 - United States - Marshall

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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By embarrassed - 18/11/2010 02:31

Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML

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By commando - 27/09/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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By DepressedCellist - 27/09/2018 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had band practice for our duo. I've been playing cello for almost a year and wanted to incorporate it. He picked it up for pretty much the first time and sounded surprisingly good. I was excited until I realized he sounded better than me. FML

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By cazzb - 16/09/2014 04:17 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, while waiting for my violin student to unpack his violin, he farted loudly and rhythmically on the sofa, and then went on about how it sounded like the "Shave and a Haircut" rhythm. FML

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By pianoblues - 17/10/2016 20:22 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, I had a piano audition for a musical. Afterwards, the judge asked if I had any experience with percussion, and then told me she was considering me for a percussion part. I guess my piano audition really was THAT bad. FML

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Is that a pass then?

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 11:01 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I had a piano exam, for which I'd worked hard. I went in, and the examiner asked me to play some scales. I was so nervous, I played 3 octaves and then realised I'd ran out of space. I might have then said, "FUCK!" really loudly… and she heard. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML

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icryevrytime 7

Monday 10 March 2014 6:58

That is tubad.

blinked_281 29

Monday 10 March 2014 6:56

I'm sorry you have such an immature partner

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Ksweety_fml 27

Monday 10 March 2014 18:47

I would laugh too..

DeeDeeJay 15

Monday 10 March 2014 19:31

I would've thought she was joking too

molliciousj 19

Monday 10 March 2014 19:33

Congratulations, you found the brown note. Haha.

AutumnHerondale 14

Monday 10 March 2014 21:38

Hey, are you by any chance referring to IHSA solo and ensemble?

karmaisabitch6 3

Tuesday 11 March 2014 3:57

you do play the tube....

Brennan_Cox 6

Tuesday 11 March 2014 4:39

I'm feel your pain, it had the same thing happen last year

InsomnicDreamer 11

Tuesday 11 March 2014 8:17

Don't worry OP, I highly doubt anyone even noticed your friends laughter.

InsomnicDreamer 11

Tuesday 11 March 2014 8:21

It was a talent competition. There are no "redos" really.

C7_fml 17

Wednesday 12 March 2014 5:41

That's the problem with brass instruments

_oakenshield_ 2

Wednesday 12 March 2014 15:33

It was only funny at the time because you guys couldn't laugh though, right? Because I'd be the same.

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Is that a pass then?

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