By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 04:43 - United States

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Today, my pet parrot learned a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voice when I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech them whenever someone comes into the room. FML
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Ukeee_X 19

You let your parrot see/hear those things? I couldn't do it with an audience. Again, you should get a gag.

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karlcolt45 19

I don't think I could keep my compass pointed north with a parrot in the room...you must have a very accommodating boyfriend

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wowlolreally 12

And I wonder who taught the parrot that sound ?

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JennyyMeepMonroe 10

I apologize for intervening, but I think wowlolreally was being sarcastic. :)

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TheAbstract 15

Sarcasm really doesn't work here since the OP was pretty blunt about it being her.

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greatdanen 6

it was something like "arrrrrrr, I'm comminnnnnnn"

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Ukeee_X 19

You let your parrot see/hear those things? I couldn't do it with an audience. Again, you should get a gag.

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AngelSpit 18

I use to have a quaker parrot that picked up the same thing, thankfully he didn't do it very often but the funniest thing he would do is every time my husband would walk past me and smack or tap my ass and I didn't make a noise the bird would go "OW"

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AngelSpit 18

I forgetting the point of my prior post the bird was not in the same room with us he was two rooms away but they still pick up on stuff even if they can barely hear it

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AngelSpit 18

That or I'm lot louder than I think and I need to have a nice talk with the people upstairs ........

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ShyAnn29 14

Birds are smart, they'll pick up words and sounds they like.

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CueTheMusic 22

Well what do you expect from a parrot? If he can hear it clearly, your neighbours probably can too!

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karlcolt45 19

I don't think I could keep my compass pointed north with a parrot in the room...you must have a very accommodating boyfriend

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Starcatch77 20

I've actually never heard that before. That analogy made my day.

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Albanic 7

Tell people it caught it off of the t.v? lol oh my...

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kishorekumar_a 10

Then they will think OP watches too much ****... He He He

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apax 9

Easy out for that. "I was watching spartacus / trueblood / the tudors / oz" ...ahem.

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green2go 14

I hear that parrot taste a lot like chicken

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hnz 13

Then quickly teach the parrot a few new tricks and it will forget the current ones!

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geekpower_fml 28

That's not how it works. Sorry. I own parrots and they're smarter than that.

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ShyAnn29 14

They're a lot smarter than that! I also have one.

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xx000o 27

They don't forget, they just add it to their repertoire. You have to be careful what you say, do, think. Any sound/noise generated can be repeated, the louder it is the better the probability they will remember it. Smoke alarms are an excellent example.

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xx000o 27

btw, they love chicken, especially the breast.

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Serisent 26

...one of these things is not like the others. Why would you be doing that where the bird can hear?

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Wolvander88 19

Teach your parrot to say - "Help! They turned me into a parrot!". Should work as a good distraction.

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Pleonasm 35

Brings new meaning to "Polly wants a Cracker"

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RedPillSucks 31

Sweet Polly Purebred want's to have sex with some country white dude?

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Enslaved 36

Isn't me, have a seed Let me clip your dirty wings Let me take a ride, cut yourself Want some help, please myself

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MitChell127 5

Do you know what that song is about? It's quite ****** up how it actually relates to the FML.

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sugarshane007 20

Someone really needs to do their research before randomly spouting off Nirvana lyrics. Not even remotely relevant.

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Enslaved 36

20, I wrote it because it was under Pleonasm's #9 comment about "Polly wants a cracker". (Relevant to me) Dang some of my comments seem to tick you off often. This isn't the first time you bitched about them. Relax, It's all good fun and how my mind works when I read some of the FMLs and comments. :P

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RedPillSucks 31

I picture "Enslaved", 5 inch pumps propped up on the library table, (yes, wearing nothing else) busily doing "research" for her next FML post. Yes, I'm twisted.

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Enslaved 36

Twisted like a Transistor, RPS?:P Well, "Hey you, hey you Finally you get it The world ain't fair Eat you if you let it"

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sugarshane007 20

45, I must admit, I laughed at that one. And usually your comments don't tick me off, just that one felt in poor taste given the subject matter of the song, that's all. Honestly, I rarely pay attention to commenters names, I usually just react to the comment, not the commenter.

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