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By iheartvodka - 07/11/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2021 02:01

Today, I spent the night at a friend's house after drinking. My phone died and I didn’t charge it. My mom decided I was a missing person, and all of her friends on Facebook decided to post that I was missing. I’m a 27 year-old adult. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 13:00 - United States - Grass Valley

Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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By Poopamus - 23/04/2019 14:00

Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML

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Freak out

By use your brain mother - 16/06/2015 05:47 - United States - Springville

Today, I told my mom I was going hiking with a couple of friends and wouldn't be back for four or more hours. Not even two hours later, she called the cops and reported us as missing. She didn't realize that we wouldn't have service up the canyon so we could call her back. FML

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By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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By Nucleus - 08/10/2015 13:48 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML

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By maf811 - 07/11/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

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marshmallowmouse 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 11:51

it's...nice that they...care? XD

Tristalyn 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 11:53

So they knew enough about you for a cop to come to your door but they couldn't find your phone number to just call first?

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Cristaderzi 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 15:45

Noo Thisd only be a FYL if you WERE missing and NO ONE cared!!! So yeah you got feiends who cares THATS rare in life!!

couny343 1

Saturday 7 November 2009 16:52

why didn't they just call you? 6 days? not even a week

YarMyNameIs 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 17:49

Pfft at least your friends care. Oh wait, see if they care anymore after they see this. Good luck with that. ;D

fyou1 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 18:01

hahahhah thats really funny. im sorry babe

FritoLovesYou 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 18:03

Sounds like something mine would do.

JoeDotPadilla 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 18:31

Today, I realized I have friends who care about me. FML Sounds like you spend too much time on the web, and that's just not healthy. FYL indeed.

666jio666 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 19:20

hahaha what are you talking about FML you have awesome friends thats hilarious

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 19:42

What a wonderful invention Internet is.

GriefBacon 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 19:50

A similar situation actually happened to me before. It's really annoying. People are stupid.

Anobodyohai 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 19:52

Well, maybe next time you should; a. Answer your phone. b. Text people back. c. Not leave cryptic suicide messages like an attention *****. d. Leave a site like a normal person. e. Understand that they did it because they cared. Oh and you should understand that they won't care again. Just remember that. It's much funnier when you know the whole story.