By Kybo5 - 08/02/2013 05:45 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, I had a ride along in an ambulance. Being observant, I thought it was funny that a patient had to vomit. That was until I realized they couldn't control where they had to vomit. I spent the rest of the ambulance ride holding a vomit bag in front of the woman's face. Not so funny anymore. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Not quite sure how someone needing to vomit is funny...

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Kelishas 9

Not so funny ever. I'm assuming that if you're doing a ride along you're interested in becoming a paramedic? With the kind of compassion and sympathy you demonstrated in this FML, please don't. Ps you didn't even get vomited on, you had to hold the bag - what's the big deal?

Serves you right. Someone being taken away in an ambulance isn't funny. Please go far away from the medical profession and work somewhere more appropriate to your level of douche-is there an Ed Hardy outlet near you, maybe?

Brave_L_Toaster 7

Oh come on, that's not even bad. Try giving an intoxicated patient an IV in a moving ambulance while trying to keep them from taking off the mask that is the only thing between you and a case of TB. Bad times.

Yeah, you're an asshole. I hope you fall and break your neck and get laughed at. That's not ******* cool, whatsoever.

Where does the funny part come in? Ydi

Thatguy334 7

What a shame you weren't vomited on, you'd deserve it

Karma's a bitch , you immature little shit.

You know, I'm not an EMT, but I would know that a patient in the back of an ambulance is no laughing matter. And if said patient needed to puke, the proper response is, Oh, shit, she's going to throw up, better find a position where she won't aspirate it and get a bag to catch the spew. You're a jerk and not only do you deserve having to hold the bag, but you deserve to be the one cleaning any spillage.