By Kybo5 - 08/02/2013 05:45 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, I had a ride along in an ambulance. Being observant, I thought it was funny that a patient had to vomit. That was until I realized they couldn't control where they had to vomit. I spent the rest of the ambulance ride holding a vomit bag in front of the woman's face. Not so funny anymore. FML
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ChickenTenders 6

Not quite sure how someone needing to vomit is funny...

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darkmis1 17

Someone is sick enough to need to need an ambulance, and you're laughing at them? YDI

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DarkskyFML 5

Welcome to the glorious world of EMS. Escorting people to their final destination. Seeing the impact of a life of poor decisions, a moment of bad judgement or a senseless random occurrence. You will see people at their absolute worst moments,Once in a while at their best, but mostly you will just mop up. have fun where you can. Put money away for retirement religiously, or else...

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DarkskyFML 5

Oh, and about the puke, I'm glad it got on you.

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catkat1988 17

If you found humour in that situation, you would've deserved to be vomited on, instead of just having to hold a bag. Being sick and scared in an ambulance is a situation that calls for care and comfort, not ridicule, and I'm not sure I think you should've been in that ambulance if you think otherwise.

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bigbootcat 2

You are one sick mofo, funny? How is someone being taken away to ER funny? I hope you get fired tomorrow...

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simoncat 11

You are an embarrassment to EMTs who take their jobs, (helping people) seriously. Shame on you. (From a 14 year EMT 1A)

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RedPillSucks 31

maybe they meant weird funny instead of Haha funny. still messed up though

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turkturkington 13

...it's not that weird that someone was sick in an ambulance.

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RedPillSucks 31

Its also not haha funny. Just positing that perhaps there was another meaning.

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turkturkington 13

You, my friend, need to hibernate until you get some morals or humanity about you. Wise up.

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EvilUndead 9

YOu have weird sense of humor. Well, at least you did a good thing in the end end helped her.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

What the **** is wrong with you?

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vanaathiel 13

I find it interesting how OP states that they found it funny because they were observant. What does being observant have to do with it? Also, OP you're a douche. Too bad that poor lady didn't throw up all over you.

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