By seizuregirl17 - 19/11/2013 15:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML
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MBSC 11

Did you ask if she'd ever tried science?

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Welshite 39

I tried Science once. Once. It tasted like bitter tears and soul-crushing sorrow. Try History instead. I've heard it tastes of forgotten dreams and endless hopes.

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wormsirms 8

Tell her to research epilepsy before making reputation damaging comments, in Latin.

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perdix 29

"Yes, I use the treadmill three days a week and it seems to help." If she presses on with the devil bullshit, you should ... seizure books and get the hell out of there!

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gracehi 31

Hmmmm.... I thought demons hated crucifixes and holy water. Guess we gotta add flashing lights to the list.

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Sh3lbs 6

This lady's a nut, even if hypothetically you were 'possessed' clearly you haven't tried "exorcism" because you had your attack right in front of her. Had you hypothetically had an exorcism (due to your hypothetical possession) you wouldn't have had the attack, making her question even more ridiculous than it already is. Glad to see the educational system working fabulously

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Pstraka6 20

What professor says that? You should tell them no, but ill make sure to bring holy water next time. Totally douchy

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Jamescripps 3

Oh come on she was probably just joking with you

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EverestMelting 23

She probably was joking around. I hope she wasn't serious because exorcism does not rid epilepsy.

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sanecatlady 13

I can hardly believe there are actually still people who believe in such nonsense. But then again there are probably still people who believe the world is flat.

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MyCommentsSuck 21

I googled it, clicked on the fist or second thread, that's some stupid funny stuff right there. And as for OP on here, don't let the professor get you down, just ace her class and when she asks how you did it, tell her the demons gave you all the answers.

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