Miscellaneous: Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By Tal - 26/04/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 16:37 - United States - Middletown

Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

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By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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sigma941 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:14

Now that is shit irony!!!

FMLdaileygirl 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:17

lol, that happened to me, but instead with a baseball. I was the pitcher, and I threw it, my grandpa hit it and it hit me right in the face. I had a bloody nose, but he gave me a dollar!

Comments

tabbycat 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:25

FAIL. xD FYL, however.

flyingfuk 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:49

YDI, get some soccer skills noob

PhAaTcRkIeCrK 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:54

I know how the slapping and getting hit head with the ball feel, just in separate games

Daaniellee1234 8

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:07

Bravo.

Cap0187 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:28

dis is to de person who sayd ameriican football is mre brutal den rugby...clearly rugby is way more brutal den bitch ass american footbal...nd how de hell yu get football nd de ball in ur hands most de game americans are so fukin dif den try to giv a sport recognized nationaly around de world from football where de ball is at ur feet to soccer lik wtf yu get dat from lik reli yu ppl cldnt dink on anything else!!!!

Intoxicunt 5

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:36

Uh.....What language is this? It sounds...exotic.

Nanda_fml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 5:48

You so win for that comment.

Cap0187 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 15:05

#75 *** ryt off i dnt care wat yu think bout my words um bermudian nd it is english if yu dnt yu...yu jus cnt read...so how yu feel...cheap????

Cap0187 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:16

ay lik reli please dnt watch me i tlk hw eva i fukin want to so y dnt go suk sum dick yu stupid british bitch

Intoxicunt 5

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:29

#85, you're absolutely right! Do you think we could shove him down a well? Best of all, when he screams for help, no one will be able to comprehend what he's saying, so they won't come. You grab his feet, I'll get his empty head. Person to whom I'm referring: You living in Bermuda has nothing to do with anything. You should either write the language properly, or pick a different one. Making up your own secret words is for 10 year-olds. Or do you just have a form of OCD where you can't type a word that isn't underlined in red?

cmac86 23

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:30

twice in a game that's something!

beethoven_fml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:42

hahahhahahahahhaa

Hockeylover87_71 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 5:42

ydi for playing the gay sport soccer

dcait_1196 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 15:51

**** you. **** all of you for saying soccer is a gay sport. How about this;; Soccer (aka football, american faggots even though im american too) is the #1 sport in the world. And its way better than stupid american football. So shut the hell up you no good lazy *****.