Miscellaneous: Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody... - FML

By Tal - 26/04/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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The name of that old man?

By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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By Krystyn Gareau - 09/09/2011 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 16:37 - United States - Middletown

Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

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Luke311 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:20

You dumbarse when a player gets injured in sports and gets up ok, people clap because the you're ok.

patch89 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:10

Ouch......in more ways than one.

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patch89 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:10

Ouch......in more ways than one.

lolguy321 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 16:01

YDI for playing soccer!!!!!!!!! jkjkjk fyl

colts609380 7

Thursday 24 June 2010 5:37

lol yea I hate soccer

wintamint101 7

Sunday 27 June 2010 14:06

theyre supposed to clap if u get hurt its like that in mostly all sports

FailVader 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 0:42

#114 nobody cares if you hate soccer, and looking at your user, "colts" shows that you love (American) football. please **** off and because you didn't notice he said "jk jk jk fyl"

HackerD00d 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:17

no theyre only supposed to clap if u get up by yourself dumbass

McA513M 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:11

Awww, sorry to hear that. Maybe they were clapping for something else?? You never know... ZOMG 2nd!!! :D

ryguy997 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 2:21

yeah they clap after you get up. that is respectful.

rzbt21 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 3:17

they were probably clapping when OP got up and walked away, like everyone does. OP's just a little bitch

Kp_10 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:11

ahaha, sucks (:

evanescence_fml 7

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:12

oof, respect fail.

grazynaanka 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:13

hahahahahahaha. i'm sorry but that's funny. i hope your face is ok.

mylifeisfuckeddd 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:13

that's happened to my when playing hockey. I would get shoved out of the way and people would clap because it was a good move or they got a goal after shoving me out of the way. it's not fun. especially since i am a girl and i play on a all boys league.

eskimocrazy27 2

Friday 18 May 2012 17:53

Suck it up then..... If you want to play in a boys league grow slme ballls

FBIWarning 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:14

If they clapped, you probably deserved it?

Gorillazbmx6 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:14

Well what did you do to deserve that?

Felendris 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:22

YDI for a having a life? dunno.

RaspberryBerret 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:16

maybe they were clapping cus the other person made a good play after they kicked you? that sucks tho

HTXMEX 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:19

haha everyone must hate you

ana_suicide_help 9

Wednesday 11 June 2014 9:17

Thats so mean... They are people in school called bullies who pick on normal people....

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