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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By Tal - 26/04/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 16:37 - United States - Middletown

Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

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You deserved it 38 845

By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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sigma941 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:14

Now that is shit irony!!!

FMLdaileygirl 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:17

lol, that happened to me, but instead with a baseball. I was the pitcher, and I threw it, my grandpa hit it and it hit me right in the face. I had a bloody nose, but he gave me a dollar!

Comments

lovexkillsxslowl 1

Sunday 13 September 2009 0:19

wow tht rlly suxxx! but it's happened to me so u ppl tht r being mean go f urselves

Intoxicunt 5

Sunday 13 September 2009 0:19

YDI for living in Tennessee. You were probably already missing a few teeth. I live in Tennessee too, though, so FOurL.

Intoxicunt 5

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:31

Exactly. Although I'd swap it out for a human brain or a newborn baby. PUNT!

wolfy_fml 5

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:41

@ #38: To 'score on' someone in a game means to get a point past the goalie... I'm not into sports and even I know that. You were thinking of 'hit on' which means to make more than friendly advances on in hopes of a date or a hookup or something.

Intoxicunt 5

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:58

You're absolutely right, Kay. No wait, you can't be right, I'M right. Get off my internet! Just kidding. We need you.

nuttinick 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 0:26

karma's a bitch, ain't it?

PaulieeBooMN 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 0:27

And you didn't have the rebound? Wow you suck, no wonder you didn't score, a real player would just head it back in

D4rkSh4d0w2 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 0:29

FIRST

lm_wfc 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 0:36

YDI it for that HORRIBLE HORRIBLE terminology. score on her? this is why americans shouldn't play football. and before you say its not football, it uses the feet and a round ball, not an egg, padding and your hands.

tonyDlolli 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 0:44

thats perfect football terminoligy.

Amortifiedperson 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:26

Well then again most americans aren't this stupid...

nitro27x 2

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:35

American football is called football because when the sport was being created there was the version you played with your feet and the rugby style of play. The one played solely with the feet (except for the keeper) was Association football and that evolved into "soccer" in the states while rugby was refined into the more brutal American football.

melifebeaverage 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:01

this is why we shouldn't be allowed play football? you mean, because we get the terminology wrong, only you should get to play? Okay, so if you make a mistake on a math test, you don't deserve to go to school.