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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By Tal - 26/04/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 16:37 - United States - Middletown

Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

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By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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Saturday 12 September 2009 23:14

Now that is shit irony!!!

FMLdaileygirl 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:17

lol, that happened to me, but instead with a baseball. I was the pitcher, and I threw it, my grandpa hit it and it hit me right in the face. I had a bloody nose, but he gave me a dollar!

Comments

srak 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 7:34

KARMA ydi

laxmiddie36 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 7:37

ydi cause u play soccer

K66J 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 14:15

First of all, it's football. Second, FYL but cheer up, some of the best football players score with their faces, i.e. William Gallas.

godyourethick 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 15:05

YDI for calling it 'soccer'.

NyronNosworthy 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 15:41

YDI for being shite at football.

Cap0187 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:42

# 61 wat men um my national squad so wtf yu tlkin bout pussy idc hw i tlk its mouth clearly nt urs if yu didnt nd onli real bitch ass pusssies use stupid words lik coherent nd formulating nd incapble nd abortion

Intoxicunt 5

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:34

Your mother must be so proud, Cap. Here's your ******* cookie. Yeah, idiots use words like "coherent" and absolute geniuses use words like "tlkin". Give me some of what you're smoking.....so I can keep the supply out of the general population. We don't need any more people like you. "idc hw i tlk its mouth clearly nt urs if yu didnt"...Um what? I hope you don't talk like this, but you probably do. It's hard to understand someone whose head is crammed up their ass.