Health: Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco...

By Alec - 15/06/2011 09:02 - United States

Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to spice up my lunch by adding hot sauce to my sandwich. Little did I know, the hot sauce bottle had a faulty cap, and as I squeezed it, the entire contents shot directly into my eye. Now, not only is my lunch ruined, but I also look like I just auditioned for a role in a tear-jerker movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 20:22 - Switzerland

Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML

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By fiery - 24/07/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2020 14:00

Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML

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By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2022 08:01

Today, I may be permanently blind in one eye after my girlfriend squirted me with sauce during a playful food fight. She basically used the first bottle she could grab without looking, the extra spicy sauce I make myself that requires gloves, goggles and nose plugs while cooking. FML

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By bitter cherry - 29/09/2010 21:29 - United States

Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML

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By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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By westwoodcosmo - 27/01/2016 22:35 - United States - Mesa

Today, I took a swig of my Dr Pepper while having a meeting with my manager. As soon as I was about to swallow, I began coughing, and spat a whole mouthful all over her face. FML

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happymelon 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:13

Hot sauce for a sore throat? What are you reading, "Medical Journal for those who liken themselves to Chuck Norris"?

ArmedcrackerR6 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:50

LMAO idiot

Comments

happymelon 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:13

Hot sauce for a sore throat? What are you reading, "Medical Journal for those who liken themselves to Chuck Norris"?

akvc 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:25

haha, i like the way you think.

Yoshi_Fue 9

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:41

When I have a stuffy nose, I get a bag of "Churritos" and just flood the bag with hot sauce. I just swallow the entire thing, and my nose is cleared. It really does help. :3

MizzErikaHart 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:14

hahaha, that sucks! gargle with salt water. have the water as warm/hot as u can stand hit. use lots of salt.

122409 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:45

I accidentally gargled salt water with too much salt before, and afterwards I couldn't taste anything for three days and my mouth felt like it was full of sand. so, PROBABLY a bad idea.

jjames7543 13

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:42

No 122409, you're just stupid.

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:49

16, that's what I do. Works every time!(:

Navydoc 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:28

Your gorgeous

dj_tricky 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:29

I'd rather have her gargle my salty stuff..

LilTiki559 13

Thursday 16 June 2011 11:08

When a woman with as much Sex appeal as you says something about Gargling0_0...anything Smart and/Mature..goes out the window..

Carebear423 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:21

this is like the FML that just keeps getting worse. first the cap comes off, the sauce spills, then you puke. FYL.

morganxangela 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:36

how did u make ur profile picture like that? that is just awesome!! what app is it?

cgchamp89 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:55

Ever heard of photoshop?

Carebear423 0

Friday 17 June 2011 17:56

it's piknik.com! it's a really cool sight (:

ashlinnmarie 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:21

does your throat feel better now?

CryMoreFMLs 14

Wednesday 15 June 2011 17:50

No, but her stomach might. Always feel better after throwin' up for some reason.

CasualZombie 6

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:24

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

mintcar 9

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:26

I've never heard of that. You know what would've helped? Gargling warm salt water. Derp.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Wednesday 15 June 2011 17:39

I would rather try Tobaso then salt water. That shit is nasssstyyyy!

Mirrors_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:11

I'm sure the OP would've ended up getting salt in their eyes in the process of doing that seeing how their luck has turned out so far.

mintcar 9

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:38

45, well the smell of hot sauce alone makes me want to throw up. it's pretty gross, I think.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:45

True, but some people (like me) are avid fans / eaters of hot or spicey food so it doesn't affect us as much.

WallyTheWombat 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 8:03

Yea I put hot sauce on everything I can. It does clear out the sinuses.

chinozigzag 2

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:57

Wats up

Mittle 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:32

lol can't handle it

lakers2thetop 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:35

Gargle with hydrogen peroxide haha and at least it wasn't somewhere with carpet

bn326160 13

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:41

nice job :')

CitrusGirl 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:46

That's why you always put the drops on a spoon and then in your mouth. By the way, a spoonful of honey with a few drops of lemon juice work a lot better.