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By Sickie. - 02/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 14:00

Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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By soccerscout7 - 08/02/2011 12:48

Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML

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By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I have an awful stomach virus. I can only drink liquids and can't eat anything solid, especially anything spicy. My dad forced me to eat the fajitas he'd made for dinner and screamed at me when I told him I couldn't, then screamed at me again for "wasting food" when I predictably threw up all over the floor. FML

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skidary 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 23:12

don't have Hooker nails next time?

padlarf 14

Thursday 2 September 2010 23:13

No, you did not throw up blood. You threw up, and blood from your throat mixed with the vomit.

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mr_miyagi 0

Friday 3 September 2010 4:45

silly girl throwing up wont make you feel better...but heroin will!

auntjennjenn 0

Friday 3 September 2010 4:50

damn how long are them nails?!

imacherrio 0

Friday 3 September 2010 4:50

eww how long are your nails??

peppa11 0

Friday 3 September 2010 5:04

u must off shoved it down real hard.

kayC7 0

Friday 3 September 2010 6:03

WTF.. Are you growing nails or knives? :/ And you weren't throwing to blood, it's called bleeding. But still, FYL. ;(

Andrew117 0

Friday 3 September 2010 6:09

ydi for trying to be sexy

dreamz24 0

Friday 3 September 2010 6:23

that's just plain dumb

ihatejacob1 0

Friday 3 September 2010 6:26

--this is the actual person who wrote the FML-- Let me clarify some stuff 1- my nails are naturally long, and yeah I should have cut them 2- my original FML explained it better, but apparently it was edited :/ 3- no I'm not bulimic, but as a matter of fact, I later discovered it wasnt a stomach virus, it was something I'd eaten, so in fact, I felt much better after I vomited 4- Yeah, the blood mixed with the bile, but it wasn't lie gushing.... as I said *edited* sooo.... yeah. Haterzzzzz >:)