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Wait for it, either you will find the right one or she will find you and THEN you can get intimate as much as you want!
Aww. It's alright OP. There's always time to find true love. :)
#6 - "THEN you can get intimate as much as you want!" You've obviously never been married mate. :L
Yeah because the 15 year old kid giving us all the finger definitely knows about marriage.
So being 15 means that I cannot understand the fact that being married doesn't mean you can demand intimacy whenever you want it?
It just sounded like you had experienced it yourself...
nah.. but my mother has been married twice and I guess I thought it was just a mutual understanding that marriage/long term commitment doesn't mean you can get intimate when ever you want to. At least that's what I was brought up to believe. But what do I know, eh? I'm just a silly 15 year old. (;
I thought this was going to be an "inappropriate boner" fml...
shit last time my package was touched was when my mom changed my diapers.
If that's actually you, you are super hot????
That sucks bro, I hope you find your true love soon!
Maybe consider going out more?
Doesn't mean he's ugly. Maybe just socially awkward.
Or just unlucky with the ladies
Or maybe he's shy?
Possibly we can state similar jokes.
I think he just isn't enough of a pig to walk up to a girl and say grab my junk bitch. I know some guys that are and it's messed up.
I agree with 36. I don't exactly think I'm ugly, I'm just really awkward around guys. My appearance has nothing to do with the fact that I haven't had a boyfriend in a year; it's just that I don't have the courage to talk to them.
Can agree with 36 as well. Been there (when it comes to girls of course).
Can agree with 36 as well. Been there (when it comes to girls of course).
Hopefully everything turned out ok with your ultra sound at least that Would make your day better
Well he could have been getting it for any number of reasons, one being that he had a growth in his sac, possibly a cyst or tumor. If it is benign, than he will keep his penis for another day...
A bright side to this Fml. On the bright side. This guy got his packaged played with by a attractive chick!
Actually, having a woman not touch your package in the past four and a half years is probably why you have a health issue down there in the first place.
It's okay man. A lot of guys go through the same problem.
Lol right #29. I'd rather not get my package touched, then pay for it to get touched.
Than** I meant.
I've gone 4 1/2 yrs without a womans touch down there. When I divorced my first wife, I didn't flirt with a woman again for over 5 yrs when I met my current wife. The main reason why? Kids. I put their happiness and joy ahead of my own.
Haha OP's is going to be going to the hospital all the time now lot get 'checked out'. "Nurse I have a really painful feeling down below, I need to see Dr. ____." "She's not in today but come this way and we'll get you looked at right away". "never mind they feel better" *leaves*
*to, instead of lot. Spellcheck ha.
Doesn't matter, had sex? ....or not in this case....
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Actually, having a woman not touch your package in the past four and a half years is probably why you have a health issue down there in the first place.
Awkward.