By BigDT - 28/01/2012 08:35

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Today, I had a testicular ultrasound. The ultrasound tech was a very attractive woman. This is the first time in the past four and a half years a woman has touched my package, and I had to get health issues to make it happen. FML
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maskedman 9

Actually, having a woman not touch your package in the past four and a half years is probably why you have a health issue down there in the first place.

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punchline_fml 5

Now you have something to look forward to every 4 and a half years

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DocBastard 38

You should have told her that your "health condition" was a full scrotum, and only she could help you.

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Marcella1016 31

17 before I realized who you were, I couldn't help but imagine your photo being the guy's ******** sack. But being DocBastard, the photo could actually be one (although it probably isn't and I'm just a lowly mortal who doesn't know the difference between the xray of a ballsack and the xray of...whatever that is). Going to your blog right now to find out what it is...love seeing your posts, and especially trying to guess the mystery objects on your xrays lol

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Mayberry_Brown 9

25, it's a woman's skull.

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MedKits 9

Me thinks it's a CT slice, actually.

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dtbomb 3

I thought this was going to go somewhere else, you know somewhere harder.

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dabomb1463 0

That sucks dude but maybe you could go to a club and pick up a girl there?

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cjg2013 0

should've asked her to help ya out! YDI for being a girl. no wonder its been 4 and a half years.

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dtfickus 0

U deserved it in a good way

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perdix 29

It's a good thing ultrasounds are monochromatic. Your blue color would probably be on the cover of urology textbooks.

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perdix 29

It's a good thing ultrasounds are monochromatic. Your blue color would probably be on the cover of urology textbooks.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Getting ultrasound and I jizzed in my pants!

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