By BigDT - 28/01/2012 08:35

Spicy
Today, I had a testicular ultrasound. The ultrasound tech was a very attractive woman. This is the first time in the past four and a half years a woman has touched my package, and I had to get health issues to make it happen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 777
You deserved it 4 067

Same thing different taste

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Actually, having a woman not touch your package in the past four and a half years is probably why you have a health issue down there in the first place.

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I know how you feel, OP. It's been 2 years for me. Focus on your health now. It's more important. Hope you find someone soon.

No wonder you need to get your cojones checked OP.

KiddNYC1O 20
Capt_Awesome137 0

I had one of those. My tech was pretty attractive too. It's a tad awkward but nothing too bad

Glad you finally got someone to touch your dick but sad you had to have health problem to do it!! That's pitiful!!(:

You definitely didn't just repeat what the OP said. . .

Go out more ,don't be afraid to put urself out there u never know u might succeed remember behind every rejection is a little wisdom

zjones84 2

Been there! As far as the ultrasound. Hope u don't have cancer

Crispy__Lips 0
Gardevoir_fml 12

You should have looked ger right in the face and said, "So what are we gonna do about it."