Intimacy: Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and...

By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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mariellestrings 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:18

Dude, bacon is orgasmic!!!!!

omar_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:41

LMFAO hahaha i call bull shit on this one

kewlcat 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:44

i dont why you guys think hes american last time i checked this site is international.

xxmsp91 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:45

you must be fat as hell

blackwidowtaco 31

Monday 26 August 2013 17:05

And you must be an asshole, yah?

itak365 4

Monday 18 May 2009 3:50

"I woke up this morning and I had some bacon and I jizzed in my pants..." I figured someone had to do it.

Trooth 13

Monday 18 May 2009 3:52

well...bacon is good stuff...

umidunno 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:53

i dream about bacon too, and i'm a vegetarian. so don't feel bad, bacon is just awesome like that.

plearbear 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:54

is that... possible?...

likeduhhx4 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:55

woah, is all i have to say..

chickenboobs 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:56

i think i know who you are !

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