Intimacy: Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and...

By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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Sami_Smiles 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:54

that must have been some delicious bacon

DanielE_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:57

lmao Homer Simpson? MMMmmmm Bacon

skiz_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:04

Thats some wierd fetishes...

redbluegreen 40

Monday 18 May 2009 10:16

FAVORITE FML EVER! I can't stop laughing.

loosey 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:17

Bacon is better than sex....

agentsam 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:52

hahahah! How does that happen?!

latuka 0

Monday 18 May 2009 12:03

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Peroxide 3

Monday 18 May 2009 12:54

um, so what were you and the bacon doing? Some sort of bacon orgy? That bacon is such a ****, a few beers and she's all yours.

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Monday 18 May 2009 13:51

i've felt the same about bacon. don't worry, it's normal.

lol_seriously 0

Monday 18 May 2009 14:00

Wow this actually made me laugh out loud. Thank you for that! Definately faving this one hahahah

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