By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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wordgirl 0

To see bacon in your dream, symbolizes essentials, staples, and life's supply. It may also be a play on the common phase "being home the bacon" to refer earning a living. dreammoods dot com You're turned on by feeling well satisfied by the basic things you need. Maybe you just got paid and the bank account's flush, you have groceries and your grades are good, and nothing's really lacking. BACON to your brain. :)

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icantellu 7

Yeah...Bacon has that effect of turning ppl on. its a common thing.

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pennygoo 0

hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa i like bacon but not that much!

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steeeeeve 0

i agree with #16, if that's the most intense ****** you've ever had, then you got some work to do ; D

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ddrluna 2

Serious lol. Wow. You need to find yourself a girl, mate.

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fedcba_fml 0

One or two people mentioned this earlier: http://failblog.org/2009/04/01/product-fail/ #78 - hilarious! Also amusing: http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/

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Emma_91 0

mmm...bacon. Hot n steamy. lol one of my fave FML ever.

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