Intimacy: Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and...

By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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dearjennyanyway 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:44

oh and # 78. sick. I can't look at this page the same anymore.

Ameirca 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:56

**** my life I've had one of those before except it was about burgers. I was like what the ****. but it's natural for me. because burgers are my lyfe

england_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:57

Bloody hell, that's sick.

Ameirca 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:58

No it's not, England!

Ultraviolet_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 8:26

#35 just made me bust my gut laughing

IamRJ 0

Monday 18 May 2009 8:26

I've had some good bacon befor, but never orgasmic bacon.

allylalala 0

Monday 18 May 2009 8:33

LOL #35 yeah um.....i dont even know what to say to that

magelet 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:43

Kirk? Is that you??

fuckItall01 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:46

oh wow , thats a fail .

kloveee 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:49

i must say, if your having wet dreams about BACON... you need to get laid.

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