By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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24788 6

BACON!!! HIGH IN PROTEIN! LOW IN CARBOHYDRATES! WHAT MAN CAN'T RESIST IT?!

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cassey_lea 15

Well, you see, Baccon is just that good!!!

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euplus 0

look at the bright side: whenever your horny a fast food place close to you will do the job lol it is really weird what happened to you tho.

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euplus 0

actually maybe you`ve watched that disturbing white castle commercial with someone dressed in a pig costume dancing like a stripper and being splashed by bbq sauce.

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The_Unspool 0

Freud would probably say he likes *heavier* women or something. C'mon op, don't deny it!

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nataliecbaby 0

Oh America, you seize to amaze me.

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hsm450 0

-sigh- the swine flu is invading our psychological thoughts now...

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monami_fml 0

I bet you ate a whole pack after that.

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