By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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BEB131 0

Maybe the bacon was the dream that came after the sex dream.... either that or u like some pig butt

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bbq45 0

Well, Bacon IS "HOT". So I couldnt blame you for

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Yeoman 0

I had one of those once, only it was in the barracks with 89 other guys around

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evenflow 0

that is just wrong on so many levels. im sorry for yah.

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FMLravi 0

hey man ...u need to get ur brain/mind checked ...seems like its totally f***ed up......

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FTL 0

Wow...don't tell this to your next girlfriend.

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Light_Ty 0

Maybe you were watching that comedian on Comedy Central "King Baby" something before you fell asleep? XP

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ManganeseDream 0

That actually just sounds awesome.

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dearjennyanyway 0

let us Swine and Dine. and ****.

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