Intimacy: Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and...

By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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alyse0_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 4:24

LMFAO!!!!!! That is so hilarious! You'd never be able to go vegetarian XP

ClosedPool 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 4:36

Hey. Bacon is sexy. Nothing to be ashamed of.

yankees4eva_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 6:20

Wow, bacon....sexy... This is the best FML I've ever read.

lulu_lovely 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 7:21

this fml BOMBSS YO!!!!!! best fml evaaa i love bacon. supa sexayy

silvermuffin23 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 8:20

Swine flu: the new STD...

xXJennerzFoShoXx 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:33

people should really stop being so obsessed with swine flu. you cant even get it from eating pork Well at least you won't need any lube...

zebendyone 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:58

Time to start covering your girlfriends in bacon during sex! You can eat it off of her and everything! XD

AG_Pennypacker 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 10:23

Well if it was about a dog eating bacon off your... wait that's just me.

blackwidowtaco 31

Monday 26 August 2013 17:09

Wtf?.

miniweirdo 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 11:52

LOL. that's some odd sexual dream.

Stupidstupidrat 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:55

What woman can compare to the incredible allure of bacon? Streaky, smoked, unsmoked *begins panting heavily* Excuse me...

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