By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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liveitlearnit 0

LMAO. Sometimes I have dreams like that, that don't have any specific meaning to them. For example, a few nights ago I went flying with Destiny from Rock of Love II.

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last12win 0

Oh c'mon people, who doesn't love BACON?! You should be a chef

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KMOC6694 0

you spelled cum wrong.

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iambean 4

Must have been one sexy lookin strip or did you go all out and bring in the whole pack? Party time!

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lolatflyingducks 0

Bacon is ******* delicious.

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ashes2ashes 0

That's ****** hilarious and weird at the same time! It's like 'bacon, you make me so hot!' but u know what? at least it wasn't a hot dog. then you would have some problems.

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