Intimacy: Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and...

By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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funnyyy 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:28

haahhahahaha how does that even happen

CurdledMilk 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:36

Is this that dude from Make Me a Supermodel? >.

Cmos22 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:37

Bippity-Boppity Bacon!

Cmos22 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:39

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4

x3xmandamoox3x 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:57

wow, sad life. hahahah

Unlife 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 3:05

I really do NOT blame you though, bacon is pretty intense and sexy.

frigginninja_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 3:20

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Definitely the funniest thing I have read all day...It's amazing what bacon can make better!

Sneakyxllama 2

Tuesday 19 May 2009 4:00

OMG if i had a bacon dream i would totally do the same thing!

Arrayist1 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 4:10

wrap your penis in bacon? LMFAO

AsianNoobRawrs 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 4:16

HAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH :)

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