Intimacy: Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and...

By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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jenjenheartsyou 0

Monday 1 June 2009 5:25

what were you doing to the bacon?

c0letraing0w 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:17

i 'gasm whenever i dream of bacon. Just thinking about it works too.

wsws1234567890 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:57

holly shizzle. a bacon fetish? next thing you know theres gonna be a website for this...

littleladzinski 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 4:26

BACONNNN!!!!! bahah.. if you know jim gaffigan you know what im talkin aboutt (:

emodude44 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:45

bacon *best herbert the pervert voice* Hmmmmmmm...

makemelol_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:28

LMAO!

blueirony 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 14:47

i'm sorry i just find this hilarious...

weirdedout09 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:08

Bacon: Delicious, awesome, made of win, and... sexy? :P

tailgate 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:54

hahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahaha!!!! i had one of those types of dreams. only it was about meatloaf.

KelCee_E 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 8:05

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