By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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HPluver 0

HAHAHAHAHHA LOLZ AT #'s 8, 36, 42, 52, 487!!!!!

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MyOwnShirt 0

I don't blame you. I've came more to bacon than to ****.

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Clitastrophe 0

**** you. Bacon orgasms are the best kind so shut your ass.

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servant_t 0

Lmao funniest one ive read lol wow

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TheMattMan 0

hahahaha I LOLD SO ******* HARD XDXDXD

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jenaynay 0

oh man, that is great. hahahahahahaha

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nessa_fml 0

HAAAHHHHA dont worry bacon is sexy :) :P

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beccajunebug 0

ahhhh the power of bacon thats pretty much the funniest thing ive heard in a long time random is good and wft bacon is the most random thing ever

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blue_angel 0

I don't mean to be rude or anything, but that is probably the funniest FML I have ever read. Maybe you just have not found the right person yet. I would not lose sleep over it. Ouch...that awful pun was unintended.

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