By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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miscellaneousact 0

must have been some pretty good bacon goddamn it!! from my thoughts, get some help (just how does that happen??)

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doleofbob 0

how did you manage that? let me guess you are like 40 years old, live with you're mom, and play world of warcraft

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JackR1104 0

#421 wtf? Just because he likes teh bacon why does that mean he is a middle-aged WoW player with no house?

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Somebody52 0

lmao! Bacon is good, but I don't like it like that. XD Mabe you forgot your dream and remembered a past dream?

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katie_bby 0

what'd you eat for breakfast? HAHAHA!

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doleofbob 0

422 perhaps that was a bit of hyperbole but I'm just saying you have to be a ****** up dude if you're most intense sexual experience involves bacon.

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greeneggsnsam 0

exactly what were you doing what to the bacon?

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iwinatlife 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wow thats hilarious didnt ur mum ever tell you not to play with your food?

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