By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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Hunter329 0

hahahahahahaha I can totally understand.

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nobiggie 0

WTF really??? that's kinda kinky but at least you found your fetish out this way... not where it can be recorded and photographed and placed on the internet lol

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Londonlover55 0

wow...maybe you should make your girlfriend smell like bacon to make her seem more sexy =)

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ascertaint 0

zoophilia + necrophilia? eew... But as an fml post...hilarious! =D The dream probably didn't mean you'd get turned on by bacon in real life to THAT (orgasmic) extent though. ^_~

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BreakableAngel09 0

haha, mmmmmm bacon!

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sof19707 0

wow thats just messed up

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jessica21194 0

HAHAHAHHA that's great.

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zephyrae13 0

Hey, its not like you can control what you dream about. But seriously, HILARIOUS fml!!!!

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