By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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mellr7 0

HOT. hahahaha that might be one of the funniest fmls i've read in a long time.

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obama1234 0

omfg hahaha you need to get out more buddy

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Tjavs 0

Dreaming about bacon is totally legit

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hhsowls 0

hellz yea if u cant have an ****** while dreamin bout bacon then something is wrong wit u

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sarroth 0

Actually, some studies show that nocturnal orgasms are much more powerful than orgasms while awake, for men and women. Is a dream about bacon kind of weird? Yes. Related to the ******? Not necessarily, there is no consensus here scientifically. But a more intense ****** than you've experienced in real life? Studies say that'd be true for most people.

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bobertbarker 0

well, we all know that bacon can work wonders.... BACON BACON BACON!!

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Alie22 0

so im not the only one?

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qwerty123456789 0

Perhaps you were playing with your "pork" in your sleep.

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Booze_fml 0

I fail to see the problem....

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