Intimacy: Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and... - FML

By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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WhatAMishap 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:45

Oh dear...

KittenOnAcid 1

Saturday 30 May 2009 4:54

mmm bacon...yeah i dont think it does the same for me as it does for you ;)

PBLeesuschrist13 4

Saturday 30 May 2009 6:15

well to make you feel better bacon is the best damn food there is thats not saying any sane person orgasms to bacon but still

Emilysia 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 6:32

dude....you're my hero XD

12r34 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:05

yea i understand where your coming from i come in the morning just looking at my breakfast

eli993 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:55

issues.... lol

ComeClarity_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:11

The comments on here are hilarious!

Guyoverhere 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:03

bacons good but not THAT good xD

emodude44 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:59

You like bacon, thus you like pigs. You like pigs thus you like metophoric pigs as well. Maetphoric pigs include fath chicks, thus, YOU LIKE FAT CHICKS!!!!!

haleybrittbbff 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:18

honey, it's spelled CUM

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