By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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Popsiclese 0

haha what's wrong with a bacon fetish?

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hardcoreFML 0

lol it's pretty funny if u get off to bacon but I doubt u did. it is common for ppl to 3-4 different dreams in one night, maybe u only remembered the bacon one, but if not....lol u must have fun in the grocery store ;)

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boredgirl_02 14

i wish there was more than just a I agree, your life sucks and you totally deserved it option. I think this is hilarious is so much more true in this case. lol, just realized my mom is picking me up a baconator right now....i love bacon

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letschat6 5

why can no one spell cum? 

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VampireMan111 0

well either you have very kinky desires or you just love food a little "too" much...

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PlutoSA 0

Man with his priorities straight. There are few things in this world that are un-changing. Death. Taxes. Cher, and the awesomeness of bacon are amongst those things.

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0opsie 6

At least it wasn't a guy...?

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youfukinfail 0

OMG I pissed myself laughing. So whenever u see a ham now at Christmas, do u come?

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Doclight_fml 0

Dude why is this on FML this is totally win.

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