By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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iRichiq 3

my best ****** also was a dream... sad ain't it?

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mossyg 0

dude I laughed so hard hard about this

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IFF_President 6

lol...it's things like this that just make my day! if u dont mind me asking how is it possible to have sex with bacon?

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blondeandhot 0

Bacon is probably your only love because you're too fat to get a real live girl

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RUSH777 0

LOL this is great. I, being health-obsessed, have actually woken up (multiple times) out of fear of dreams where I had ate too many fattening foods.

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