Intimacy: Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and... - FML

By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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paramorefan125 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:41

I so agree wit #11 dude u need 2 gt laid

Rishy 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 11:32

This is so funny!

_princess61522_ 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 21:33

ohhhh bacon... your so sizziling hot... ahhhh and so hard and crunchy... baconnn LMAO thank you for that you just made my day haha good luck with your bacon... love? though(:

chrisbom5 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 14:24

I've never heard of pig fetishXD

JamesM9794 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 22:11

WTF lol

billybob171717 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 8:19

fat

Whatever80 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 15:48

#534 , How Does That Make Him Fat ?

NeroKR13 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 18:39

wow epic xD

akiluv 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 19:35

#532 how can you have sex with bacon? and #533 how can bacon be a girl? and why does it have to be a girl?

kittylover12345 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 19:51

wat does it mean to cum?? i neeedddd to nooooo

jrkarikas 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 22:02

how old r u? 6?

blackwidowtaco 31

Monday 26 August 2013 17:15

I really hope you're kidding.

japagaijin 0

Friday 21 May 2010 9:39

just bacon? You sure it wasn't a bacon sammich?!

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