By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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gezus 0

That rly sounds fake... And prbably a little kid made this up because he can't even spell cumming correctly, also how could you feel it while sleeping because I doubt you woke up then had an ******.

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monkeykiller77 0

lol bacon FTW, if you really love it you should buy Baconaise and use it as lube

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J238 0

I can't remember the last time I had sex with bacon, lol as long as it was girl bacon

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rasellersjr 0

Isn't that called baconation? I thought it was normal to baconate...

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twistedsamuelle 0

wow, i wish i had that much sexual energy ...or maybe not.... Anyway, that reminded me of a Questionable content comic when Marten was describing his dream going "so I'm getting really into this sex, right, and it's the best I've ever had" with a chair. Sigh. The strange workings of our subconscious minds...

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