By John - 19/11/2011 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML
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yuggi1 11

Stand up for yourself. Tell her that you will only give her presents if she gives in return. Dollar store items don't count!

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kimono_fml 17

don't waste your time with a selfish bimbo

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sucks2BEyouu 0

Buy that b***h a muzzle, and tell her to stop being so fricken needy.

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boycrazy30007 12

More like hoe hoe hoe if you ask me

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leadman1989 15

58 - Just GTFO. -_-

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natashax21 5

Oh shut up. Pretty much everyone celebrates Christmas regardless of religion. Don't take her B.S.

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melikeyturtles 3

Except Jews. They have Hanukkuh!

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Mauskau 35

Not sure about muslims I know my friend doesn't

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natashax21 5

A face? What face are you referring to sir?

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Discombobulated9 12

Give her a great big smack in the face. If she tries to return the gesture, remind her that she isn't supposed to be giving you anything for Christmas.

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DelphiCat 17

Really, DO NOT buy her anything! and possibly dump her for being a dick, and/or a complete idiot! Christmas isn't even about religion anymore, its about family and friends and something to look forward to in crappy winter, so not being religious is so not a reason to not buy presents...

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Bekll 31

... Why do you say winter is crappy? It's my favorite season, especially when it snows.

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melikeyturtles 3

And Christmas will always be somewhat religious as long as it has "Christ" in it & the star on top of the tree.

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ohsheet 8

Dump her ass...she's not worth it. And yes, Christmas is still about religion. We're celebrating the birth of Jesus...but it is also about the gathering of family and friends.

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DeWane 0

hey I am an atheist but I still want it to be called christmas because that's just what I've alway called it and the star stays because the tree don't like right otherwise

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ohsheet 8

195- don't get me wrong!-i'm not saying that you have to be religious to celebrate christmas...but the reason for christmas is to celebrate the birth of jesus christ (thats what chrismas is). I'm not the kind of person who forces religion down people's throat...im just saying what i believe in

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ohsheet 8

195-Sorry! i just realized you were probably not talking to me!

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ellabella1987 0

Christmas isnt about religion anymore?! CHRIST-mas! Your just as dumb as OP's b*tch.

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bizarre_ftw 21

167 - actually, as it were the man that was named Jesus christ was born at a far different date, historians have proven this to be true, we just keep Christmas where it is because we want to, so clearly this holiday has split from the religion from whence it came (also, fun fact: every time you see a classical painting of a white guy on a cross you're seeing racism as there is no possible way for that guy to've been born where he was and be that white)

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bizarre_ftw 21

Ohsheet - be proud of your gingerdom, I wish I was one, they truly are the superior subspecies of human

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docscientist 9

218- simply because it's In the name, doesn't make it's meaning is rigid and interpretable in only one way. Don't be a jackass.

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ohsheet 8

224-i HATE being a redhead...it sucks. I like being an individual, just not in that way

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bizarre_ftw 21

Oh come on! Red heads are awesome!!! I envy you guys so much!!!!

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