Miscellaneous: Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself....

By frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML

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By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2023 10:00

Today, I'd planned on treating myself to a spa day. I'd booked a massage and was so relaxed that I fell asleep during it. When I woke up, I realized that I had drooled all over the massage table. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 16:58 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix

By Courtney - 30/10/2022 14:00

Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML

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Monday 9 March 2009 7:24

personally i would have shot myself after that but very interesting..

NotSprinkles 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 11:36

LOL!!!! In the future, it'd probably be best not to sleep in front of your relatives. :)

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ericavel 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 8:35

PS "thisguy", quit being such a negative nancy. Even if it didn't really happen, the point of this site is to spark ***** and giggles. So deal.

albinorhino 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:12

Ouch

rocker8877 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 0:04

I always imagine something like this happening to me when I sleep

hawkiiz 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 15:12

you must have a really boring family if you fell asleep at the reunion hahaha! way to go!

luvaofpink101 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:49

lmao (:

soccerboy101 0

Monday 6 July 2009 22:21

Did any1 get turned on?

OctoberRainfall 13

Monday 19 December 2011 18:05

# 24 - just you

Megabot 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 8:43

AhaAH! ive so done that before. i was sleeping on the couch and woke up wit my hand in my pants and my fam was around. i tried playin it off like i had an itch. dont think it worked......

xXxAlex666xXx 7

Thursday 6 August 2009 0:12

That realy had to suck! Realy embarrassing...

Lexi_girl123 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:32

rofl i've done that also but thankfully no one was around.

allisha 7

Monday 28 September 2009 6:43

rofl oh gosh;; and i wouldn't doubt that is IS true. This stuff has to happen to SOMEONE. so why couldn't it have been him? in plus;; doesn't seem so far out there that it could be "fake" but that would be really embarrassing o_o